Posts Tagged ‘size’

Limerick #10

I guess the biggest one I’ve ever seen,
In inches, had to be damn near eighteen –
It made the women blush,
And its proud owner gush,
That onion bagel’s so huge it’s obscene!

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12 2009

Big Ol’ Bagel

i want a big ol’ bagel
at breakfast time
snag a big ol’ bagel
from the five and dime
grab a big ol’ bagel
onions and cream cheese
toast that big ol’ bagel
if you don’t mind please
bag my big ol’ bagel
takin’ it to go
’cause this big ol’ bagel
is the best i know

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05 2009