poems about onion bagels

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I guess the biggest one I’ve ever seen,

In inches, had to be damn near eighteen –

It made the women blush,

And its proud owner gush,

That onion bagel’s so huge it’s obscene!

by andy
posted in limerick
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i want a big ol’ bagel

at breakfast time

snag a big ol’ bagel

from the five and dime

grab a big ol’ bagel

onions and cream cheese

toast that big ol’ bagel

if you don’t mind please

bag my big ol’ bagel

takin’ it to go

’cause this big ol’ bagel

is the best i know