O, fragrant and flowery bread bouquet
For you my loins tremble,
Aflutter, abuzz
I’d circle your circles all night and all day
Then cover my legs with your crumbs,
Just because
Don’t order “onion bagel” in a French brasserie
Turns out they prefer petit pain
And speaking of pain, how come they don’t carethat their snootinessreally hurts my feelings?
Sitting on my lapsingle crease across its flapIs a warm paper sackthat contains a double snackI will take it to my girland the fold she will unfurlThere’s a cinnamon for sheand an onion one for me
pen cap to mouth cornereyes off in yesterdayseeking some new rhyme for “onion” bagel poet wannabehuman hole metaphorseriously dude,quit stealing my shit
i’m stealing this poem from william butler yeatshe wrote this exact thing in eighteen ninety eighthe was all, flurbity blafferly smoo
just like i’m now writing balloobity clood
and he was like, hey, look at me, i’m a poet!
then he took a giant bite from a doughnuti guess that’s the only place these poems conflictunlike him i’m an onion bagel addict
when you’re not round, i go nowherei’m flat and lifeless, needing air when you’re not round, things feel so wrongall other shapes just don’t belong when you’re not ’round, i’m out of whackso please be kind, and come right back
Some people on drugs get their brains all messed upSome people on welfare get coins in their cupSome people on short ends feel only defeatSome people on hard times collapse in the street If you care to rescue them from disarray, well –To start, you could offer them your onion bagel