Stress
Chin to chest hair
Stretched nape of neck
Taut like bagel skin
(and shiny, you suppose)
Onion pieces protrude
From fast filling temples
You boil
You boil
Posts Tagged ‘humanity’
Friendship
Some people are like chocolate bagels
too sweet to befriend
While others act like garlic bagels
bitter to the end
Those jalapeño cheddar types
think substance equals style
While yawn-inducing plain ol’ folks
aren’t even worth your while
That’s why the people I love most achieve a noble balance They’re more fun than some slice of toast but don’t brag on their talents They’re real and true like doughy rings sprung from the onion seed They don’t try to be everything but they’re everything I need
That’s why the people I love most achieve a noble balance They’re more fun than some slice of toast but don’t brag on their talents They’re real and true like doughy rings sprung from the onion seed They don’t try to be everything but they’re everything I need
23
07 2009
Dude with a neck Band-Aid
hey Dude
what’s shakin
and why is there a Band-Aid
on your neck?
odd place for a Band-Aid if you ask me seein as i’ve never needed one there before
did Somebody with a bread knife mistake your neck for a bagel or somethin?
i’m just glad that bagels don’t have Jugular Veins blood and onion don’t mix
odd place for a Band-Aid if you ask me seein as i’ve never needed one there before
did Somebody with a bread knife mistake your neck for a bagel or somethin?
i’m just glad that bagels don’t have Jugular Veins blood and onion don’t mix
29
04 2009
Bagelicious
Humpty Hump sang about biscuits
Junkyard Dog grabbed all them cakes
Juvenile was crass
(he just said dat ass)
and Wreckx-n-Effect liked rump shakes
Sisqo was partial to dump trucks Sir Mix-a-Lot needed back but what you display girl is an onion bagel those other guys’ rhymes are all wack
Sisqo was partial to dump trucks Sir Mix-a-Lot needed back but what you display girl is an onion bagel those other guys’ rhymes are all wack
