Posts Tagged ‘sloth’

all-purpose slacker

shiftless sack of flour
bound to no one
but gravity
slinking ever securer in your paper pack

no thoughts of cookies
or loaves
or batches of onion bagels

isn’t it time you learned
a little responsibility?

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24

09 2009


by andy
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lazy

lazy little bagel
afloat along the river
barely bobbing
so slowly spinning
content to be carried,
noticed by no one
but for the fishes
who wonder in its wake,
“what tastes like onion
over here?”

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18

03 2009


by andy
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after a nap

stretch!
stretch!
you sleepy
bagel
kick your napkin
off
to the floor
touch the
dried onion
riverbed
running from
your ever-
yawning hole
greet your
reflection
in stainless steel
and wipe
that crust
from
your eyes

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22

02 2009


by andy
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Enlightening the World, One Bite at a Time

This bagel sitting before me,
is better than I’ll ever be;
For I’m a statue, so lazy,
just watching refuse on TV;
Yet it smells sweet and oniony,
and offers up this guarantee:

“Bring to me all your hungry,
your twisted tummies too achy;
I lift my lamp for these to see
a tasty way to set thee free!”

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25

01 2009


by andy
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