bagel lag
slow toaster
staying in the toaster
staying light for so long
brown up those onions and kiss me already
daddy’s got a plane to catch
brown up those onions and kiss me already
daddy’s got a plane to catch
Posts Tagged ‘time’
Time
I always would long for more time
and for more cream cheese as well
until one day when I got both
and my life went straight to hell
I thought long days would be fruitful but they’re just lonely instead and I can’t taste any onion under all this extra spread
I thought long days would be fruitful but they’re just lonely instead and I can’t taste any onion under all this extra spread
05
05 2009
time, cruel and heartless, what is it that you have done with my child?
my bagel used to be clean cut
he’d do as he was told
but since he started growing up
he’s gotten rather bold
he hangs out with these seedy types and does distasteful things like smoking back behind the school and blowing onion rings
the girls he sees all have pierced holes and smell distinctly stale they look like they belong in some two-week-old baked goods sale
he skipped his prom and passed out at an all-night toaster rave and came home sporting sideburns — that’s just no way to behave!
he hangs out with these seedy types and does distasteful things like smoking back behind the school and blowing onion rings
the girls he sees all have pierced holes and smell distinctly stale they look like they belong in some two-week-old baked goods sale
he skipped his prom and passed out at an all-night toaster rave and came home sporting sideburns — that’s just no way to behave!
