Posts Tagged ‘sports’
I Am a Man
I am a man
I’m mean and strong
My fuse is short
My penis, long
I don’t need help
From here to there
My face and butt
Sprout lots of hair
I guzzle beer
While watching sports
Kids shield their eyes
When I wear shorts
I eat raw steaks
And spicy wings
(Plus onion flavored
Bagel rings)
I never cry
Except at night
Trying on bras
Is normal, right?
I laugh and curtsy
Skip and twirl
Oh man I wish
I was a girl!
04
11 2009
I hate football
Crooked referees with your pocket full of lies
Revising history right before my very eyes
Saying plays are legal even though they’re not allowed Showing zero shame in pandering to the home crowd
You clearly have no problem selling out your very souls I bet you’d even call my onion bagels jelly rolls
Saying plays are legal even though they’re not allowed Showing zero shame in pandering to the home crowd
You clearly have no problem selling out your very souls I bet you’d even call my onion bagels jelly rolls
12
09 2009
Suspicion
The bagel tournament ran long today
so the finalists will finish tomorrow;
Onion remains the odds-on favorite
but the wagers tell a different story
If onion awakens stale as a stone in tupperware riddled with pinholes, The poppyseed posse placing those bets will sure have some explaining to do
If onion awakens stale as a stone in tupperware riddled with pinholes, The poppyseed posse placing those bets will sure have some explaining to do
