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Rabbi’s Delight
Come up to my crib, ya’ll
And don’t forget yo’ bib, ya’ll
‘Cuz we gon’ eat some bay-galls
And crumbs gon’ straight be sprayed all
Over yo’ baby da-ddy
And in yo’ momma’s Ca-ddy
Yo’ gramps be gettin’ mad, G
Cuz’ crumbs stick to his plaid, see?
Now when I eat my bagel I be eatin’ da’ whole thing, yo So don’t be try’n ta’ jack me Esse just cuz’ I’m a gringo The shorties like the sweet ones and the old folks like the wheats But any kinds-a bagels are the kinds I’s likes ta’ eats
Some suckas like a sticky bun (bun) And toast-eatas can eat my gun (gun) You think yo’ gold chain weighs a ton (ton?) My bagel’s all blinged out with uhn (yun!)
My baby’s got Gucci, but my bagel’s got onions, My baby’s got chronic, but my bagel’s got onions, My baby’s got babies, but my bagel’s got onions, My baby’s got herpes.
Now when I eat my bagel I be eatin’ da’ whole thing, yo So don’t be try’n ta’ jack me Esse just cuz’ I’m a gringo The shorties like the sweet ones and the old folks like the wheats But any kinds-a bagels are the kinds I’s likes ta’ eats
Some suckas like a sticky bun (bun) And toast-eatas can eat my gun (gun) You think yo’ gold chain weighs a ton (ton?) My bagel’s all blinged out with uhn (yun!)
My baby’s got Gucci, but my bagel’s got onions, My baby’s got chronic, but my bagel’s got onions, My baby’s got babies, but my bagel’s got onions, My baby’s got herpes.
04
12 2009
Why I’m Staring Suspiciously at an Appliance
The streetlamp went out, right when I crossed
My laptop froze up, and my work was lost
I just need this bagel, toasted with cheese
Why must tragic things always come in threes?
02
12 2009
interflavor marriage
few think that we’ll last
from two sides of tracks
so they point and laugh
just ’cause we contrast
onion and plain snacks – each its better half
onion and plain snacks – each its better half
30
11 2009
i fill you up
i fill you up
with onion layers
crust and carbs and cream cheese
i fill you up
with fragrant flavors
pleasing tongue and taste buds
i fill you up
in many ways
and whenever you want it
and though i’m glad
to fill you up
i stay forever empty
29
11 2009
Haiku #14
27
11 2009
sleepy thanksgiving
turkey
stuffing
gravy
spuds
pumpkin
whipped cream
turkey
wine
turkey
turkey
trypto
phan
talking
onion
bagel
land
