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Haiku #1
A note on toppings:
Cream cheese is acceptable.
End of discussion.
26
12 2008
murder at 425º – or – what’s barry mcguire gonna’ eat for breakfast now?
watch out, woman
cause there’s a burning inside-a me
there’s a fire down deep
and it’s create-n a heat
that you ain’t gonna wan-na see no part of
look out, brotha cause my temperature’s outta control my wiring’s all shot and i’m toast-n too hot and i ain’t got no problem with burnt onions
cool it, barry cause destruction is what i know most my blood’s so mad it feels like incinerate-n and your bagel’s about-ta be toast
look out, brotha cause my temperature’s outta control my wiring’s all shot and i’m toast-n too hot and i ain’t got no problem with burnt onions
cool it, barry cause destruction is what i know most my blood’s so mad it feels like incinerate-n and your bagel’s about-ta be toast
24
12 2008
“i think you love that onion bagel more than you love me”
but
baby
my darling
love of my life
the girl of my dreams
precious little flower
adorable beloved
future mother of my children
the sweetest truest gift there could be
…what did you think was going to happen?
…what did you think was going to happen?
23
12 2008
tell ’em jimmy the elf sent you
if your tire runs flat
and you haven’t a spare
and also you’re a magical forest creature
try using a bagel with tread made of onions i know a guy who could get you quite a deal
try using a bagel with tread made of onions i know a guy who could get you quite a deal
