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the search for life's meaning can take many shapes - in this case, it's a ring.
jealous?
my bagel’s worth bragging
and boasting about
i smirk when i slice it
and toast it all out
your envy is obvious
don’t say you’re not
‘cuz onions cause far fewer
teardrops n’ snot
18
06 2009
the comeback – or – what is whitesnake eating right now anyway?
Acceptance
When half my bagel’s been eaten right through
I usually say it just can’t be true
When half my bagel is chewed up and gone I scream and throw objects out on the lawn
When half my bagel’s been shoved down my sac I would do anything to get it back
When half my bagel succumbs to my bite I weep onion tears the rest of the night
Yet deep down in my stomach’s heart I know When half of it’s gone, there’s still half to go
When half my bagel is chewed up and gone I scream and throw objects out on the lawn
When half my bagel’s been shoved down my sac I would do anything to get it back
When half my bagel succumbs to my bite I weep onion tears the rest of the night
Yet deep down in my stomach’s heart I know When half of it’s gone, there’s still half to go
16
06 2009
sense of uneasiness felt upon returning home after dark
front door pushes open
kitchen light lit
knife block turned slightly out of place
are those crumbs on the carpet? cream cheese on the rail? the faint waft of onion in the hall?
i want to throw back that bedspread and reveal a harmless pillow, but the pit in my stomach says i shouldn’t
are those crumbs on the carpet? cream cheese on the rail? the faint waft of onion in the hall?
i want to throw back that bedspread and reveal a harmless pillow, but the pit in my stomach says i shouldn’t
15
06 2009
Bagel Horror Movie Prequels
Bagel Horror Movie Sequels
Bagel Horror Movies
Tend to include
Serrated knives, Chase scenes through onion fields, And toasters rigged
Not to pop.
Serrated knives, Chase scenes through onion fields, And toasters rigged
Not to pop.
12
06 2009
Duly Noted
When Snoop Dogg asks you
To break ‘im off a piece
Of Onizzle Bagazzizzle,
He probably isn’t talking About your Onion Bagel.
He probably isn’t talking About your Onion Bagel.
11
06 2009
please ignore the cannibalistic overtones
Keep Your Day Jobs
Yesterday the bagel baker
swapped shops with the pizza maker
One threw onioned dough up high like it was a hand tossed pie, The other used a knife to thrust gaping holes in deep dish crust
The bagels came out of the fryers looking like deflated tires, While pizzas became topping bowls as melting cheese fell into holes
Neither pleased the cerebellum but no one had the heart to tell ’em
One threw onioned dough up high like it was a hand tossed pie, The other used a knife to thrust gaping holes in deep dish crust
The bagels came out of the fryers looking like deflated tires, While pizzas became topping bowls as melting cheese fell into holes
Neither pleased the cerebellum but no one had the heart to tell ’em
09
06 2009
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